things i have found

You can not imagine how much i want these cons. yup yup. they rock.

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this video is hilarious, ‘spcially the fail whale, which i have to say has been stopping me searching people all day! Rubbish!

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To Share Your Secret Heart With Him That Way
Girl #1: I like him a lot. I think I’m even gonna tell him I watch The Hills.
Girl #2: Wow, you *do* like him.

—113th & Broadway

Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy

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This is so me. The Hills is my one guilty pleasure. My new man actually sat and watched 2 whole episodes with me last week!!

Overheard in New York

this weekend i found out my ex had planned to propose to me on his 30th, it shocked me more then anything because he was so anti marriage.

i decided a long time ago i couldn’t marry him - so i would have said no, and we have been broken up for 5 months now, for so many different reasons i cant even begin to explain. there was a time however where i would have jumped into the commitment with both feet!

but it makes beyonce’s track that little bit fitting. and this video was sent to me by someone trying to cheer me up.

you’ve got to love it……..

“ Cut your losses and don’t waste your time . Why stay in some weird dating limbo when you can move on to what will surely be better territory? Don’t want to hear it? Fine. Here’s the answer you’re looking for, “Hang in there, baby. He’s not the loser everybody’s telling you he is. If you wait and keep your mouth shut and call at exactly the right time and anticipate his moods and have no expectations about communication or your own sexual needs, you can have him!” But please don’t be surprised if he dumps you or continues to drag you through a completely unsatisfying relationship.

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He’s Just Not That Into You (via littlemiss)

haha. this sounds a little familiar!

somethings are better done and dusted!

twothirty:

thedailywhat:

Time-Waste of the Day: The Virtual Audience Soundboard.

I shudder to think what I’ve just unleashed upon the offices of America.

Oh well.

[via.]

this is going to be soooooooo much fun!

i too have never seen star wars. well not all the way through. i did go on a date to the cinema to watch the first one of the new ones, but man was that dull. the guy and the date!

i kind of like to think that instead of giving up half my life to watch the films, it might be like this!

21 Unusual/Fun Date Ideas

hamandheroin:

Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence.

Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite books.

Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen.

Adjust the lights to a low setting and build a fort out of furniture and blankets.

Try and visit as many people as you can in one night, and change as many things around inside their apartment without them noticing.

Go to the airport, get the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere and stay there for the weekend.

Rent a season (or two of your favorite show) and watch them all marathon style with a big bowl of popcorn.

Go for a walk, and collect various things you find along the way. Later, see who makes the most creative design from their found materials.

Write a piece of fiction together. Outside a cafe. Ask strangers when you get stuck.

Go downtown with a video camera and interview strangers. Pretend it’s for a film workshop.

Dress to the nines, pretend to be married, and go out for a fancy dinner.

Do the lamest tourist thing in your area that you both secretly think would be fun.

Volunteer at a local animal shelter for the afternoon.

Blindfold one, and let the other feed him/her foods of their choice. Try to guess them then switch.

Go to a public library/book store and take turns reading your favorite childhood stories to each other.

Get into your pajamas, prepare some hot chocolate and/or snacks and go to the latest showing of a movie. It’ll feel like sneaking out when it’s past your curfew.

In the middle of the night, drive to the beach, so you arrive just before the sun rises. Have a breakfast picnic.

Drive somewhere unknown and have dinner in a city you’ve never been to. With fake names and/or fake accents.

Pick a challenging recipe and attempt to master it together.

Go around the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations on random things.

Rent a movie you’ve never seen before. Set to mute, and improvise the dialogue.

so, we need to find some cheap, fun and none bedroom related date ideas? maybe here?

beijo:

missdreass:

(via lunchforthesky) (via cloudymess)

Try it.

its time to take stock and stop drifting about.

this will be where i start.

tomorrow.

today. i am just too hung over!

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one day i might get to sail somewhere just like this